Everytime you sign on...

you define my global variable as a constant.

How do I love thee?

Let me count the ways:

00110001 00100000 01010011 01110111 01100101 01100101 01110100 00001101 00001010 00110010...

Oh, what fonts I see.

Arielevate Me.
Bookme Old Style.
Courtmehere New.
Garamondear.
Lucidelicious Console.
Microsoft Sans Acareintheworld.
Takemehoma.
Times New Romance.
Verandate Me.

Today I turned off my firewall,

in hopes you would port in.

Your italics make my heart race.

and since I live a sedentary lifestyle, that's practically going to the edge of death for you.

Vendella, are you out there?

I see you, but I can't hear you.

I need to read you.

I love you when you are 12pt Times New Roman.

I'm bitless.

Even though we've never met, I feel like I know you.

When I see your mind laid out in text across my monitor, I just get you.